Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"


Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!OMG 10 MILLION VIEWS, THANK YOU ALL!Text:Dashing through the sandwith a bomb strapped to my back.I have a nasty planfor Christmas in Iraq.I got through checkpoint A,but not through checkpoint B.That's when I got shot in the assby the US Military...[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...

I KILL YOUOUOU!

Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :)

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Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: December 20, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Author: Smakgakgak

Length: 00:04:53
Rating: 4.91
Views: 14181164

Tags: jeff song christmas jingle dunham the sing achmed terrorist bomb dead

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Video Comments:
PacificoCarte (December 3, 2008 at 5:16 am)
kuddos to you achmed
evilkidbuu4ever (December 3, 2008 at 4:45 am)
im going to upload this to my psp.great your asome!!!backstage he was doing drugs ohh he dont know he douse drugs.
monkeykiller710 (December 3, 2008 at 4:22 am)
bin laden is coming to town
Kairi327 (December 3, 2008 at 4:03 am)
SILENCE! Night =]

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